Author Archives: nuclearmoose

About nuclearmoose

Living life as a radioactive ungulate since WordPress 0.7x

Next time try the Banana Phone

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Can you tweet your entire sex life?

Yes. Yes you can.

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Put that on Trac and I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish

Found a bug in WordPress? Great! Make sure you report it.

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Bottle and nap

What do some WordPressers do when they are tired?

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Inglorious Basterds?

Doesn’t matter that half of the planet is using WordPress [It’s WordPress, stupid! Ed.], isn’t it obvious that WordPress — sorry! — WordPress developers are a carefree bunch? In case you don’t want to head over to WordPress Trac to … Continue reading

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Beta testing sucks?

Dougal says that if you wanna be a WordPress Beta tester, (And who doesn’t?) you gotta suck it. Say what?

Suckage | Leave a meh

Send In The Clowns

There is an old saying — “Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.” Good advice, but sometimes one has to learn a lesson the hard way. ¬†Witness:

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A storm? In winter? Who knew?

Some of the best and brightest minds in WordPress are meeting this week at a secret location to reconnect with each other. Too bad none of them understand the concept of WINTER!

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ZOMG – Critical Update and You Must Spank Us All



Oh yes it is! Oh no it’s not! Oh YES it is! Oh NO it’s not!

Once upon a time, in a town square in WordPressLand, a merry band of folk were discussing their favourite WP plugin, when out of nowhere, the vile Copyright Creature of Contemporary Content reared its ugly head. Soon, neighbour turned on … Continue reading

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Double WP_Rainbow all the way!

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WP core exposed to the elements

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BREAKING! Tutorial site posts tutorial!

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Condoms not enough protection - Pass it on

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Oh SNAP! Let the hair pulling begin!

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Smarter Post Formats is smart?

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